Mr. FT

Hey assholes, this is my tumbr. Go the fuck away. Seriously, why are you even here?
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artforadults:

watercolor artworks by shiko aka derbyblue

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philkahn:

OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST

starlesseyes:

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.
Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

there are two kinds of people

starlesseyes:

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.

Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

there are two kinds of people

guccicoochie:

Deal with it

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gaksdesigns:

Japanese Pokemon Anatomy by Ryan Mauskopf

The Ballad of A Quirky Person: Please read/signal boost me! 

electronsoup:

thelectricninja:

One of my closest friends has Lyme disease, and has been afflicted with it for a very long time, at the very least two years. However, this disease needs more awareness and to that end a petition has been created to bring this important medical issue to the attention of an office of the US…

Please sign this petition! It’ll literally take you like two seconds if you already have an account and maybe a minute at the most if you don’t. It means the world to so many people <3

markargent:

pup:

nooooo I sourced this to try to figure out where it’s from (bc handrolls are a westernized thing) and it’s from Canadaaaa sobs, get in my mouuuth

foodneed
handrollneed
hnggggg
PUT IT IN ME

markargent:

pup:

nooooo I sourced this to try to figure out where it’s from (bc handrolls are a westernized thing) and it’s from Canadaaaa sobs, get in my mouuuth

foodneed

handrollneed

hnggggg

PUT IT IN ME

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electronsoup:

this screen shot I took from the episode where they “go all Hollywood” in the X-Files/BEST T.V. SHOW EVER MADE EVER. (can’t remember what number or season though, SORRY. I should know by now since I’ve rewatched it all a billion times)

anyways I thought tumblr would appreciate this as much as I do.

I LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH. ;_;

andrewfishman:

Blake Fall-Conroy, “Minimum Wage Machine,” 2008-2010
This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like.  Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour.  This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York.  
This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary.  Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank.  A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank.  This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.  

andrewfishman:

Blake Fall-Conroy, “Minimum Wage Machine,” 2008-2010

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like.  Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour.  This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York.  

This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary.  Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank.  A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank.  This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.  

space-operatic:

oh my god i am glad someone giffed this, because i tried once and i was laughing too hard to continue

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twoburgers:

hey girl

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